A-Rod shipped back

A-Rod Shipped Back To Manufacturer
(To Fix Mechanical Flaw In Swing)

According to Onion Sports, the $25 million dollar man has-been:


After noticing a slight, recurring mechanical flaw in its swing that has caused its season average to dip to .275, Yankee officials sent A-ROD-13, an expensive yet still completely unreliable batting unit, back to its original manufacturer for recalibration and a general tune-up.

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